Day 109: Instincts

From time to time, your large featherless caretaker might bring home something she calls “herbs” and you call “houseplant.” She will try to disguise the houseplant by placing it in a glass full of water. But your can always rely on your keen predatory instincts to decipher the truth. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

Day 107: Trailblazer

Furniture – especially wicker furniture – is delicious. The fact that the beings without feathers have not developed a taste for it is likely due to delayed evolution (aka, oddly, it is not yet considered socially acceptable to leave the dinner table to go gnaw on the host’s tasty new wicker couch). It is notContinueContinue reading “Day 107: Trailblazer”

Day 106: Cloaking Device

When you’re lucky enough to be born naturally grey, you have certain options that your yellow and orange and green and red counterparts don’t enjoy. For instance, anytime you want to sneak up on something (or someone) all you have to do is activate your custom-fitted grey cloaking device. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

Day 105: Body Language

“Body language” is an important skill to develop. Especially if you are feathery and small (and regularly have to compete with a large featherless rival for delicacies) you will want to master these simple body language basics right away. For instance, one classic move is to stick your whole face into any dish you wantContinueContinue reading “Day 105: Body Language”

Day 102: Waffles in Disguise

Family brunch is a long-standing tradition in our household. Part of the tradition is that the family member who has the most feathers gets to choose the menu. Unless the Small Tree invokes “Chef’s Prerogative,” which sometimes results in blueberry pancakes. These, of course, are clearly just waffles in disguise (anyone with enough feathers can easilyContinueContinue reading “Day 102: Waffles in Disguise”

Day 100: Friendship

When you have feathers, everyone loves you. This can make your social life feel quite hectic. Sometimes you might be going about your day, but then one of your close friends shows up. So being the sociable being you are, of course you stop what you are doing to greet them. Offering heartfelt compliments canContinueContinue reading “Day 100: Friendship”