When your large featherless assistant (who has trouble boiling water) makes her sole signature dish, the “grilled cheese,” you don’t want to waste any time claiming your portion. You also want to look as cute as possible while you’re chowing, so your assistant will be too distracted by “cuteness” to eat her share. Luckily, you happen toContinueContinue reading “Day 363: 4 Little Cheezers”
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Day 362: Greens with Gusto
One trait all feathered beings share in common is gustatory zeal. This is only enhanced with repeated close exposure to the dining habits of their featherless personal assistants, who (yawn) never seem to have any mealtime fun at all. In fact, it is a wonder their meals don’t fall asleep on them! Many featherless beingsContinueContinue reading “Day 362: Greens with Gusto”
Day 361: Extreme Pumpkin Art
There is art….and then there is good art. And then, of course, there is one-of-a-kind art – the kind of art usually only beings with feathers can create. When the artistic medium itself is also highly unusual, you just can’t even predict how much the finished masterpiece will go for. And once you add in theContinueContinue reading “Day 361: Extreme Pumpkin Art”
Day 360: Waffle Connoisseur
Very few beings today can claim the title of “waffle connoisseur.” So it goes without saying that those who can are in hot demand. From taste-testing to modeling, consulting to endorsing, the waffle connoisseur’s days are full of….well….waffles. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts p.s. Pearl is very excited about his new online SHOP! He invitesContinueContinue reading “Day 360: Waffle Connoisseur”
Day 359: Guests for Breakfast
For beings with lots of fans, finding enough time to greet everyone can be challenging. For this reason, it can be a good idea to schedule group meet-and-greets during meals. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts p.s. Pearl is very excited about his new online SHOP! He invites all of his VIP fans (yes, that means YOU) toContinueContinue reading “Day 359: Guests for Breakfast”
Day 358: Dining to Save the Planet
Some beings seem to think if you have feathers, this automatically makes you a messy eater. They only think this, of course, because they don’t understand why you dine the way you dine. For example, flinging your “extras” around nourishes others (and reforests the planet one millet stalk at a time, if you happen to beContinueContinue reading “Day 358: Dining to Save the Planet”
Day 357: The Art of the Photobomb
Being in the public eye is just a given when you are a fetching and feathery celebrity. But this doesn’t mean you always enjoy it. Say the local representatives of your featherless VIP fan club have just paid you a visit. Even with the extra waffle fortification, you are now wiped and craving some off-camera time. Author: Shannon CuttsContinueContinue reading “Day 357: The Art of the Photobomb”
Day 356: Gannet Goes to School
When other feathered beings try to move in on your posh turf (or – even worse – are invited in by your so-called high level security services!) the first thing to do is send them to school. This is a very special school – the Pearl School of Proper Pecking Order. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl CuttsContinueContinue reading “Day 356: Gannet Goes to School”
Day 355: Turf for Two
As if it isn’t already enough to have to share your turf with an uninvited small shelled being, there may be times other feathered beings try to move in as well. It is understandable – you do have a very posh turf, and it comes complete with on-site Mommyguard security and personal assisting services. WhichContinueContinue reading “Day 355: Turf for Two”
Day 354: The Grilled Cheese Hawk
Other than the waffle, there is no delicacy more prized here at Casa Feathers n Beak than the “grilled cheese sandwich.” This, of course, is because it the sole item your large featherless assistant can cook. So when a fresh hot grilled cheese suddenly appears, you don’t want to waste any time. Author: Shannon CuttsContinueContinue reading “Day 354: The Grilled Cheese Hawk”
