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Day 186: Neck Feathers

Neck feathers are an important part of every day.

They are so important, as a matter of fact, that the paparazzi are given very limited access to document your private neck feather scratching sessions.

While there are many things your large featherless assistant does not excel at, she just happens to be excellent at scratching neck feathers.

This means you can nearly always schedule sessions “in house” for anytime you feel like it, and (of course) you never have to pay. Neck feathers are their own reward.

I'll just let Mom know I'd like to schedule another session of "neck feathers" asap.
I’ll just let Mom know I’d like to schedule another complimentary session of “neck feathers” asap.
No paparazzi please, I'm having my neck feathers scratched.
No paparazzi please, I’m having my neck feathers scratched.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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