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Day 217: Mommyguard

When you are petite with fetching grey feathers, the crush of fans can sometimes be overwhelming.

This is when having a “Mommyguard” can really come in handy.

Your Mommyguard is highly trained to interpret your sometimes cryptic communications – for instance, which shriek means “I want a waffle!” and which shriek means “My neck feathers itch!”

An experienced Mommyguard also knows precisely when to step in between you and the crowd to give you a break from the relentless pressure of fame and adulation.

Phew. My fans are really intense today - thank goodness I was smart enough to hire a Mommyguard.
Phew. My fans are really intense today – thank goodness I was smart enough to hire a Mommyguard.
I'll just blend in to my Mommyguard's hip so the fans think I've disappeared.
I’ll just blend in to my Mommyguard’s hip so the fans think I’ve disappeared.
Mom, I need a fortifying waffle before going back out there.
Thanks, Mom. By the way, a waffle sounds tasty. And I’ll take some neck feather scratches while I wait.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

4 thoughts on “Day 217: Mommyguard

  1. Reblogged this on benbrilliant.

    1. Hi Benjamin – So glad you are enjoying Pearl’s adventures-thanks for the reblog!:)

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