Day 282: The Wafflenator

The “Terminator” is a fearsome foe.

If it wants you, it will get you. There is nowhere you can go – no place to run and hide.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as "The Terminator." -image courtesy of IMDb
Arnold Schwarzenegger as “The Terminator.”   -image courtesy of IMDb

Imagine you are an innocent, unsuspecting waffle.

You have no idea there is a “Wafflenator” sent back from the future.

You don’t know about its specific mission – to terminate you…..bite by bite by bite until you are all gone.

Terminators are so fast….and so thorough….by the time you even know what hit you, you will be ingested history.

The unstoppable "Waffle Terminator" in the process of terminating his prey.
The unstoppable “Wafflenator” in the process of terminating his prey.
When he is finished, there will be no trace of the species once known as "the waffle."
When he is finished, there will be no trace of the species once known as “the waffle.”
The fearsome predator will. not. stop.
The waffle prepares to meet its fate.
But first, the (very photogenic) "Waffle Terminator" pauses for a photo op - his fans deserve it.
But first, the (very photogenic) “Wafflenator” pauses for a rare photo op (for the fans).
Concluding the waffle is totally terminated, the "Waffle Terminator" prepares to go back to the future, carrying evidence of mission completion deep within him.
Concluding the waffle is totally terminated, the “Wafflenator” prepares to go back to the future, carrying evidence of mission completion deep within him.
Law enforcement officials declare this the unsolved mystery of the decade - it may never be clear what kind of creature caused such destruction.
Law enforcement officials will later declare this the unsolved mystery crime of the decade – it may never be clear what kind of fearsome creature caused such total destruction.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

6 comments

  1. Ever since Harley saw earlier pictures of the Wafflenator my waffles always look like this! Thanks!? I think……

  2. Whoa, a wafflenator, watch out all you waffles!!! Reminds me of a Pongonator!!

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