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Day 291: The Bird Kabob

Cuteness, prettiness, fluffiness, feathery-ness….

Any one of these traits on its own (not to mention all of them together) can nearly guarantee you a steady supply of gifts, toys, and treats from doting friends, fans, and family….and especially from your grandparents.

Whenever a new gift arrives, the best way to incorporate it into your stash is to: a) greet it, b) show it who is boss, and c) thank the giver (thus ensuring a steady flow of future gifts).

Whoa. What is this?
Whoa. What is this?
Mom? Did you know this was here?
Mom? Did you know this was here?
Grandma bought it for me? Cool!
Grandma and Grandpa bought it for me? Cool! I will just follow the standard protocol, then.
It says it's a "Bird Kabob."
First, introductions. It says it’s a “Bird Kabob.”
I will follow the standard protocol, then. First, show it who's boss.
Next, I will clarify who is boss.
Next, pose with maximum "cuteness" to thank Grandma....thus ensuring the next generation of toys, gifts, and treats arrives uninterrupted.
Finally, I will display “maximum cuteness” while Mom snaps a commemorative photo (this is always the best way to thank givers, of course).

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

 

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