Species aside, nearly all beings have an opinion on that most critical of culinary topics:
“Is the pizza middle or the pizza crust the tastiest?”
Because emotions run high and conversations can get quite (um) heated, it is often best to bring in a skilled mediator to settle the debate.
When the mediator (with feathers) arrives, all other beings must first agree to defer to such a discriminating palate.
Agreement reached, the mediator can begin a more thorough investigation….and deliver his binding verdict.
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts