There is no doubt being born feathery means being born with an extra dose of good fortune.
Sheer “cuteness” alone brings all kinds of perks.
But all the attention, the glamour, the fans, the pure poshness, can also attract moochers.
For this reason, even the most generous of avian gourmands should complete a training course called “Food Bowl Basics.”
The course is short, taught by a (very) cute celebrity instructor, and covers all the fundamentals of how to ensure you will dine undisturbed.
Class dismissed. Happy dining all!
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts