Day 314: Pretty When Wet

On the surface, being a celebrity (with feathers) looks like a life of comfort and ease.

But behind the scenes, it is hard work.

You must be sure you are well rested.

Well nourished.

And always….in good voice.

Perhaps most pertinently, you must maintain maximum prettiness at all times.

You just never know when the paparazzi may show up to snap press photos.

Well shoot. Who let them in here?
Well shoot. Who let them in here?
Oh well, okay, but just a few photos today.
Oh well, okay, but just a few photos today.
"Cuteness?" Sure - I can do "cuteness" for you.
“Cuteness?” Sure – I can do “cuteness” for you.
"Prettiness?" Yup - I can nail that one with my eyes open or closed.
“Prettiness?” Yup – I can nail that one with my eyes open or closed.
"James Bond?" Well, okay, I'll do it for you - but I hate to show the poor man up!
“James Bond?” Well, okay, I’ll do it for you – but I hate to show the poor man up!

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

 

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