As previously discussed in detail, any actor worth his ratings should be able to emulate that greatest of all on-screen stars, James Bond.
Here, in his own one-avian re-make of Bond’s hit film “A View to a Kill,” our feathery hero proves he deserves to be counted among the all-time acting greats.
Love & Feathers is proud to present “A Chew to a Kill,” starring Pearl Cutts!
The star appears, and instantly closes in on the fierce (and crispy) prey.Showcasing moves only 007 himself could pull off, he chomps down – right on the prey’s jugular!The feathery star then pauses briefly for a snack (chomping is hard work!)He resumes his chewing, sending a clear message to the prey with each chomp that any escape attempt would be futile.Chewing swiftly and steadily now, he immobilizes the prey from head to toe.The feathery and photogenic star finally obliges his screaming, fainting fans by posing for a quick photo “with prey.”Completing a full body scan, he pronounces the prey “completely killed.”
The End.
The curtain remains open.
The (um) stage is set for the after-show VIP reception.
At the VIP reception, hors d’oeuvres are served (compliments of the prey).Fans wait (and wait, and wait) politely until the star VIP has eaten his fill.
Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. Freelance writer and author. www.animallovelanguages.com
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It didn’t stand a chance!
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No it didn’t, Jeanne-Bond made sure of it!:)
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Oh no, only 35 more days to go!
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Haha, Michelle – yes, Pearl and his mommy are pondering that right now! We must come up with a plan for a sequel 🙂
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Yay! Don’t stop please. Pearl is a star after all!
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Ah – yes he is! And Pearl’s large featherless press secretary is hard-pressed to keep up with him! 😉
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