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Day 337: The Kitchen Spider

One of the many perks of having a personal chef is – you get to maximize all of your special skills (such as “testing,” “supervising,” and “claiming”….and, of course, “eating”).

For instance, say your personal Small Chef gets a new kitchen tool.

Of course she will want you to take it for a test drive before she trusts it with your cuisine!

A "kitchen spider?" Sure, Grandma, I'd be happy to test it out for you!
A “Kitchen Spider?” Sure, Grandma, I’d be happy to test it out for you!
I'll just start out by administering the "Beak Test for Strength."
I’ll just start out by administering the “Beak Test for Strength.”
Now I'll begin the "Peripheral Resilience Testing" (my own patented design).
Now I’ll begin the “Peripheral Resilience Testing” (my own patented design).
All good so far, Grandma - just a few more and I'll have your results!
All good so far, Grandma – just a few more tests and I’ll have your results.
And now for the "Static Preening Pressure Test."
And now for the “Static Preening Pressure Test.”
What did you say this thing was called again - a "kitchen spider?"
What did you say this thing was called again – a “Kitchen Spider?”
It sure does make for a comfy perch.
It sure does make for a comfy perch.
And it is the perfect height for "supervising" (another one of my special skills).
And it is the perfect height for “supervising” (another one of my special skills).
Test results just in - I hereby requisition this "Kitchen Spider" as the official kitchen supervising perch.
Test results just in – I hereby requisition this “Kitchen Spider” as the official kitchen supervising perch. Yes, Grandma, my tests are 100% reliable and trustworthy – you have my guarantee.

4 thoughts on “Day 337: The Kitchen Spider

  1. That was a very thorough inspection of the Spyder and Pearl you are truly astute in realizing that it makes a wonderful perch to peruse the whole area!

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