One of the many perks of having a personal chef is – you get to maximize all of your special skills (such as “testing,” “supervising,” and “claiming”….and, of course, “eating”).
For instance, say your personal Small Chef gets a new kitchen tool.
Of course she will want you to take it for a test drive before she trusts it with your cuisine!
A “Kitchen Spider?” Sure, Grandma, I’d be happy to test it out for you!I’ll just start out by administering the “Beak Test for Strength.”Now I’ll begin the “Peripheral Resilience Testing” (my own patented design).All good so far, Grandma – just a few more tests and I’ll have your results.And now for the “Static Preening Pressure Test.”What did you say this thing was called again – a “Kitchen Spider?”It sure does make for a comfy perch.And it is the perfect height for “supervising” (another one of my special skills).Test results just in – I hereby requisition this “Kitchen Spider” as the official kitchen supervising perch. Yes, Grandma, my tests are 100% reliable and trustworthy – you have my guarantee.
Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. Freelance writer and author. www.animallovelanguages.com
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4 thoughts on “Day 337: The Kitchen Spider”
I see Cheerios! My tiels will go crazy if I grab the Cheerios box and take it out from the shelf. They know what they will get!
That was a very thorough inspection of the Spyder and Pearl you are truly astute in realizing that it makes a wonderful perch to peruse the whole area!
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I see Cheerios! My tiels will go crazy if I grab the Cheerios box and take it out from the shelf. They know what they will get!
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Cheerios are delicious – Pearl definitely requisitioned those as well!:)
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That was a very thorough inspection of the Spyder and Pearl you are truly astute in realizing that it makes a wonderful perch to peruse the whole area!
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Yes – Pearl is an expert at “perch selection!”
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