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Day 362: Tissue Surrender

As every feathery being knows, the soft white thin square things are bad.

Very, very bad.

These squares tend to be the weapons of choice for the scary featherless beings who wear the white lab coats.

Every feathery being knows what he or she must do when they see a white square.

I see you. You can't hide from the feathers.
Hello white square. I see you. You can’t hide from the feathers.
Nothing personal, okay?  I am just following the "white square code of the feathery beings."
I bow to a worthy opponent. Now I invoke the “White Square Code of All Feathery Beings.”
Do you surrender? Do you?? Do you???
Do you surrender? Do you?? Do you???
Look what I found, Mom - it surrendered.
It surrendered, Mom. Can you put it in the round trophy case with all the others I’ve vanquished?

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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