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Day 63: The Biscuit Model

As previously discussed in detail, when you are a famous and feathery supermodel, often you will be called in for specialty photo shoots featuring “props.”

If there are many clients vying for your services on the same day, the type of props may well determine which contract you accept.

Let’s say on one particular day, your choice is between a photo shoot featuring a crispy, crumbly cheesy biscuit for a prop….and a photo shoot featuring  a bowl of fresh fruit.

This is what your featherless assistant calls a “no brainer.”

Cheesy biscuit….every time.

So this is my prop, Mom? It looks delicious! We definitely picked the right photo shoot.
So this is my prop, Mom? It looks delicious! We definitely picked the right photo shoot.
What do you mean, "Model first, snack later?"
What do you mean, “Model first, snack later?”
Well I am the highly paid supermodel and I disagree! I think the biscuit will sell much better if the fans see how much I enjoy it.
Well I am the highly paid supermodel and I disagree! I think the biscuit will sell much better if the fans can see me eating one!
Okay, fine - one more shot and then it's time for snack break.
Okay, fine – one more shot, but then it’s time for snack break.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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