Day 194: The Zen Yoga Waffle Hawk

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Being tiny but mighty comes with its own rigorous training schedule.

The goal is to make it look like a “cuteness overload” modeling shoot so your foes think they have nothing to worry about.

If you hear foes say things like, “Oh, look….he’s so small and cute and feathery out there on the runway….” you know you are on the right track.

While they are busy oohing and aahing….HIYAA!!

It's time for my daily "tiny but mighty" Zen Yoga Waffle Hawk routine.
It’s time for my daily “tiny but mighty” Zen Yoga Waffle Hawk routine.
I'll just start with a brief warm-up.
I’ll just start with a brief warm-up.
A few neck rolls (while looking very cute)...
A few neck rolls (while looking very cute)…
A back-bend or two (while looking very feathery)....
A back-bend or two (while looking very feathery)….
Yup. All the foes have glazed eyes and are staring adoringly.
Yup. All the foes have glazed eyes and are staring adoringly.
Slowly, I will begin inching my way towards "strike mode."
Slowly, I will begin inching my way towards “strike mode.”
By displaying as much "cuteness" as possible as I maneuver, the foes will never see it coming.
By displaying as much “cuteness” as possible as I maneuver into position, the foes will never see it coming.
Almost ready.....
Almost ready…..
Yup - all eyes still glazed over with "cuteness overload." Perfect.
Yup – all eyes still glazed over with “cuteness overload.” Perfect.
HIYAA!!!
HIYAA!!!

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. Freelance writer and author. www.animallovelanguages.com

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