Being a bona fide black ops agent is challenging even on the best day. So many suspects, so little time.
But it gets even harder when the suspects smell quite good and taste even better.
This is why not everyone can be .007, pint-sized super spy. It takes stamina and resolve to stay focused on the mission in the face of such temptation.
It also takes lots of practice, often via “role playing” (aka “acting”).
Speaking of which, Love & Feathers is very proud to present .007 himself, Pearl Cutts, in his latest one-avian play:
(When the audience enters, the room is redolent with a mouth-watering aroma. A gorgeous lone waffle can be seen in the center of the stage. Then the star appears. The drooling audience tries to cheer and “ooh” and “aah,” but the delicious scent is so strong their overactive salivary glands won’t let them do more than gargle out a greeting.)
(Here, the still-salivating audience can be heard to let out a gargly gasp.)
(Dialogue is interrupted by the sound of loud munching, crunching and chomping.)
(Suddenly there is the sound of many footsteps coming closer and closer….then the paparazzi appear, all with small rectangular flashing things in hand and pointing in the actor’s direction.)
(Here, the super spy eyeballs a nearby assistant, who rushes away and quickly returns with a large container labeled “To Go.” The curtain closes.)
With love (& lots of feathers),
Shannon & Pearl
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