When you are lucky enough to be born covered in feathers, every day is a great day to celebrate!
Not only do you have a lifetime’s worth of slavish adoration to look forward to (courtesy of your large featherless VIP fans), but simply showing up to other beings’ festivities makes them feel more like celebrating too!
Selfless servant that you are, you always want to show up to as many celebrations as possible, which is easy to do with a little help from something called the “internet.”
So, without further ado, here is Pearl to liven up your festivities and wish you a “Happy Feathery Fourth”….oh, and to make a plug for a most worthy cause, his “Save the Waffles” fund!
His large featherless assistant
The Tall Tree
The Small Chef
The wild & woolly furred being