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Before any modeling session, it is always wise to conduct a final run-through. This gives you a chance to collect your thoughts, corral any stray feathers, and issue any last-minute instructions to your staff. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts p.s. FREEBIE ALERT! Read the introduction & 3 full chapters from Pearl’s new book – absolutely FREE! ==> ClickContinueContinue reading “Day 162: Final Run-Through”

Easter is a great day for a manly manbird to pick up chicks. But since it is a holiday….and a first date….AND you want to make the best possible first impression, you will want to offer your chosen ladybird a gift. As well, gifts in baskets tend to be traditional on this particular day. This worksContinueContinue reading “Day 161: Picking Up Chicks”

For potentially competitive flock-wide feasts, the best way to ensure you get the most delectable morsels is to pair up with one of your fellow diners. Let’s say the whole flock is looking forward to enjoying a waffle brunch together. Here, you want to select your Buddy well before the feasting begins, so you can make the mostContinueContinue reading “Day 160: The Waffle Buddy System”

At first glance, the dandelion may seem like a fragile, gentle soul. However, hidden deep within the heart of each yellow flower is a fierce army of brave seed warriors, each sporting its own personal wind-aided parachute. When the time is right, the warriors mobilize and disperse, carried along by their parachutes to colonize new worlds forContinueContinue reading “Wet Bird Couture: The Dandelion”

While your featherless flockmates consume many victuals you could do without, you do share a common preference for crunchy dishes. As well, since these dishes come in single-serving portions and are often presented in communal feeding bowls, they are tailor-made for group gatherings. Best of all, if a popular dish is served when you areContinueContinue reading “Day 159: Grandma’s Chips”

There is something to be said for retaining creative control over your own projects. So let’s say you signed a modeling contract with Wet Bird Couture Modeling Agency. But the crispy paper it was printed on was so shreddably delectable you didn’t stop to actually read it before you signed. Which is how you ended up sharing creative controlContinueContinue reading “Day 158: Posing with Platypus”

In featherless culture, many young flock members go through a rite of passage where they gather in large groups and throw a small round object around. During this ritual, it is customary for the more experienced participants to yell at the newbies, “Keep your eye on the ball!” In the same way, one of the first lessonsContinueContinue reading “Day 157: Eye on the Cheezer”

When your feathers decide to launch into a bird-wide molt at the start of a brand new nesting season, it may be wise to get creative about advertising your candidacy. For instance, a daily shower keeps the dander down (and out of delicate ladybird nostrils). Setting is also critical. Since ladybirds are not immune to theContinueContinue reading “Day 156: Showers with Birds”

In common slang today, it said of some beings that they have an “eagle eye.” This means they have very keen and detailed general vision. But what is not so well known is that some beings have even more refined versions of this general “eagle eye.” For instance, every so often a very special beingContinueContinue reading “Day 155: Waffle Eye”

Spring is a unique season amongst seasons. In spring, everything looks fresh and new (on account of how near-daily “spring showers” drench you again almost as soon as you get dry). But this is for your ultimate evolutionary good, as nothing lures a ladybird like a well-groomed, freshly showered manly manbird. If showering daily is whatContinueContinue reading “Day 154: The First Showers of Spring”