Day 329: Artistry Under Wraps

When you are a talented artist (with feathers), you know imitators are always keen to nab your original designs and claim them for their very own. For this reason, when you are working on an innovative new art project, you want to keep it hidden from prying eyes until you are absolutely sure you areContinueContinue reading “Day 329: Artistry Under Wraps”

Day 328: The “Special Needs” Spokesbird

One of the (many) wonderful aspects of being an avian is having aerodynamic, attractive wings. With wings, you can escape predators, assert dominance over peers, and intimidate your large featherless assistant. Sharp claws are also quite wonderful to possess. With claws, you can secure a firm perch, claim items you desire, and intimidate your largeContinueContinue reading “Day 328: The “Special Needs” Spokesbird”

Day 327: Brunch Buffet

When you have feathers but take your meals amongst beings without feathers, you never can predict what a day’s dining will bring. For instance, for some meals they may serve what they call a “preset menu.” This is where everyone eats the same thing at the same time. But then for other meals, they mayContinueContinue reading “Day 327: Brunch Buffet”

Day 326: A Dining Regular (with feathers)

There are many advantages to frequenting the same restaurant again and again. For starters, you know they will always have “that thing you like.” Also, the chef can get to know your dining preferences and whip up special dishes just for you. Plus, the customer service is typically excellent when you are a dining “regular.” Author:ContinueContinue reading “Day 326: A Dining Regular (with feathers)”

Day 325: The Great Millet Hunt

As recently as this last century, featherless hunters roamed the plains in search of tasty victuals. They carried spears…..and later, shotguns. This, of course, is because they did not have any other means of bringing down prey. Without keen eyesight, powerful wings, or sharp talons of their own, the best they could do was to carryContinueContinue reading “Day 325: The Great Millet Hunt”

Day 323: Consoling the Small Chef

When you have feathers, the ways and habits of the featherless beings may seem odd at first, but in time they grow on you. Especially endearing are the ones who dote on all things feathery. Luckily, these special featherless beings are easy to recognize. They are the ones who live to prepare your meals, protectContinueContinue reading “Day 323: Consoling the Small Chef”

Day 322: A Beacon of Cuteness

All over certain parts of the world, there are landbound structures called “lighthouses.” These structures emit periodic bright beams of light that contain messages. Typically, these messages are meant to alert other, still-floating structures (which, oddly, come equipped with a set of wings even though they never seem to use them) about hidden dangers like rocks or roughContinueContinue reading “Day 322: A Beacon of Cuteness”

Day 321: A Very Happy Labor Day (with feathers)!

When you are feathery and famous, there are no days of rest. Technically. Unless, of course, resting is part of your official celebrity job description. And you are very good at it. And you enjoy it a lot. And your fans think you look very cute when you are resting. And you have wisely hired aContinueContinue reading “Day 321: A Very Happy Labor Day (with feathers)!”

Day 320: Waffle Watching

Some beings – typically species without feathers, fins, fur, or shells – enjoy activities that involve “watching.” For instance, there are outings featuring “whale watching,” “dolphin watching,” “moose watching,” and (always a favorite) “bird watching.” Of course, when you have feathers, you already know you are the most interesting species of being to watch. But this doesn’t mean thereContinueContinue reading “Day 320: Waffle Watching”