Category Archives: Pearl

According to the U.S. Army FM 7-92, Chap. 4, “reconnaissance” means: …a mission to obtain information by visual observation or other detection methods, about the activities and resources of an enemy or potential enemy, or about the meteorologic, hydrographic, or geographic characteristics of a particular area. So basically what this means is that if you spyContinueContinue reading “Day 261: Greens Reconnaissance”

Every day is a new day when you live with one of the large featherless beings. For example, you just never know what they might bring home. On that same note, they are also oddly obsessed with something they call “time travel.” This always makes you glad you have feathers so you can travel whenever you want.ContinueContinue reading “Day 260: Time Travel”

While technically the large featherless beings are designed to assist the ones with the feathers, sometimes sheer necessity initiates a temporary role reversal. For instance, there are some (many) things that beings with feathers simply do better than beings who have no feathers. “Wrapping” is one such task. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

When you are unusually pretty and photograph very well, it typically won’t be long before the “prettiness scouts” will scout you right out. If they are savvy enough to offer you the right incentives (here think “chewy, crunchy, shiny, shreddable”) you might even agree to do a fashion shoot as their next cover model. Here,ContinueContinue reading “Day 258: Cover Model”

Every being has their own gift preferences. Some beings (typically the ones who don’t have any feathers) seem to appreciate sparkling rocks, bunches of green leaves with funny colored tops, and big bottles of some liquid that can make them act, well, odd. Other (more discerning) beings prefer gifts with a bit more variety and…..crunch. Author: ShannonContinueContinue reading “Day 257: Romancing the Gift”

There is no doubt “nesting season” can get competitive. Even when you clearly have the advantage in every way – from the prettiest, sleekest feathers to the poshest, comfiest casa – sometimes the ladybirds might still have trouble making up their minds. So then you need to break out the big guns to squash your competition onceContinueContinue reading “Day 256: “Outside the Box” Nesting”

Recently Mom brought home an unusually odd kind of being. It is small (like you) but has no feathers (like Mom). It is round (like you) but moves slowly and clumsily (like Mom). It also doesn’t seem to have any concept of “prettiness” (which is probably for the best, since it unfortunately doesn’t appear toContinueContinue reading “Day 255: Making Room for Malti”

The featherless beings are always making such a big deal about something called the “Mediterranean Diet.” This appears to be somehow connected to their mystifying obsession with reducing roundness. Sometimes the only way to correct these types of misperceptions is to pretend to join in. Then you can gently lead them back to where trueContinueContinue reading “Day 254: The Mediterranean Diet”

It can be tough being in the public eye all the time. Fans can even get the wrong idea about your lifestyle and personal habits. For instance, sometimes fans might think that just because you often pose with culinary favorites like waffles, muffins, and (whole loaves of) freshly baked bread, this means all you ever doContinueContinue reading “Day 253: Get Fit with Baked Goods”

Just having feathers automatically means you also come pre-installed with an especially keen aesthetic sense. Unfortunately, you cannot always say the same for the large featherless being who lives in your house with you. She likes to “play it safe” when it comes to interior design (and redesign). You, on the other hand, were born toContinueContinue reading “Day 252: Stealth Remodeling”