Category Archives: Pearl

The general rule of thumb when it comes to in-home cuisine is as follows: If it is served in the big white bowl with the handle on it, it might be Cheerios – your favorite. This means anytime the large featherless waitress shows up with that particular bowl, it is wise to stop whatever you areContinueContinue reading “Day 174: Grapefruit!”

Spock is a fashion icon. No one else on this planet (or anywhere else in the Final Frontier, for that matter) could pull off those Cleopatra bangs and still look so, well, masculine. As such, only the most daring style icons venture into this level of uncharted fashionable territory. Introducing the latest must-have look fromContinueContinue reading “Wet Bird Couture: The Spock”

When you are lucky enough to be sitting (literally) on a piece of prime real estate, you can ensure it is quickly occupied by showing it off to best advantage. This is not a task you can delegate – for best results, you must supervise the showing personally. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

Most of the time the large featherless waitress brings pretty good dishes. But then there are other times. Sometimes she will put out a new dish and “pretend” she doesn’t want you to have it in hopes she can get you to try it. Ha. Clearly she has little experience with “Inspector Gourmand.” Author: ShannonContinueContinue reading “Day 172: Inspector Gourmand”

The Movie: “Cockatiel Eats Tasty Couscous Out of a Spoon” Plot Synopsis: While the tastiest items are good no matter how they are served, there is such a thing as “dining ambience.” For instance, say the featherless waitress who regularly serves you presents your portion of couscous on a shiny reflective silver spoon. Now you haveContinueContinue reading “The Movie: “Cockatiel Eats Tasty Couscous Out of a Spoon””

The other day, one of Pearl’s fans nominated him for the prestigious “Golden Waffle” award for “best acting.” After consulting with his large featherless assistant (who really wasn’t much help) Pearl decided there was no need to wait for the official announcement. Clearly he is the winner. Here are his official “Golden Waffle” PR photos….fan-ready!ContinueContinue reading “Day 171: The Golden Waffle”

Some dishes are very passive – they just sit there peacefully and let you ingest them. Other dishes are more aggressive. With these, you really have to bring your A-game to be sure you can eat your fill. Steamed houseplant is just such a dish. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

While the feathered and featherless species undeniably have many differences, luckily there is one hobby they share in common. They both love dining. They also both love trying new exotic dishes….like cod, for instance. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts  

Certain species (especially those with beaks, claws, and wings) are especially good at certain types of extreme sports. Take “free climbing,” for instance. This is where you navigate a sheer surface without aid from ropes, grips, or other helps. Free climbing is of course a risky sport….which means your featherless assistant tends to worry whenContinueContinue reading “Day 168: Free Climbing”

Occasionally the large featherless waitress will serve your dinner to you in a clear plastic container instead of in her bowl or on her plate (which is the way you usually take it). These dinners tend to be especially prime and delicious….not to mention that a break from her brand of “cooking” is always welcome. Author:ContinueContinue reading “Day 167: Club Sandwich”