Category Archives: Pearl

Some hair styles never go out of fashion. This is because they look fabulous no matter what face shape you have (or at least I assume this is why, considering I know about as much about fashion as I know about nuclear fission). What I do know is that some celebrities seem to have toContinueContinue reading “Wet Bird Couture: The High Top Ponytail”

It seems only fitting that Pearl decided to celebrate his Mommy’s 43rd birthday by trying yet another new food. Go Pearl!! 🙂 This time, it was the “cashew” that found itself on a certain feathery someone’s morning menu (the “walnut” was barely spared as photos will prove). Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

Most diners think dinner is all about the victuals. But more refined diners know a fine meal is as much about creative ingestion as it is about crunchy, tasty selections. In short, a) the more fun you can have with your food, and b) the more of a mess you can make while dining, theContinueContinue reading “Day 64: “Ledge Dining””

Sometimes special occasions demand that individuals who have less natural aptitude for kitchen-related things learn to cook. This is when frozen, take-out or delivered foods can come in handy. But when you do have to prepare any sort of food item for someone you love (whom you do not want to poison) it helps toContinueContinue reading “When We Cook”

Britney Spears isn’t the only one who constantly wants MORE. Pearl “More” Cutts could out-shimmy and shake her any day of the week and twice on Sundays. Let’s say his Mommy is busy trying to earn rent, and this activity requires her to use the flat folding thing with all the tasty clicking keys someoneContinueContinue reading “Day 63: Give Me More”

Being born small and cute with fluffy feathers entitles you to a certain level of predetermined privilege. It’s not that you ask for it (unless “expectation” counts as asking). Rather, you are just so cute it is offered automatically. The large featherless beings, er, flock around you, clamoring to accommodate your every need. This canContinueContinue reading “Day 62: Full Service”

Sunday brunch is a favorite amongst many different species – non-feathered and also feathered. While most non-feathered species tend to enjoy a varied menu, including a selection of beverages and many tasty food items, feathered species are perfectly satisfied with one, well-prepared, and exceptionally tasty item. For instance, a waffle. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: PearlContinueContinue reading “Day 61: Sunday Brunch”

When you have soft, downy feathers and a round, fluffy body, it is easy to see why people think you wouldn’t harm a fly. Or a cracker. Or anything else that goes “crunch.” Tender, vulnerable crackers don’t stand a chance, precisely because they see the feathers and think “Oh, I’m safe with this one.” OrContinueContinue reading “Day 60: Things That Go Crunch”

Every talented predator learns early about “stealth stalking.” This, of course, is the technical term for when you take the prey by complete surprise. If you can surprise other predatory competitors AND the prey at the same time, you get bonus points. Let’s take an example. Say, perhaps, that both you and the large featherlessContinueContinue reading “Day 59: Stealth Stalking”

As every feathery gourmand knows, everything is more delicious when it is on someone else’s plate. Mashed potatoes are no exception. Let’s say one of the large featherless beings has a large plate of tasty mashed potatoes. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts