Day 121: Making Friends with the “Betas”

Being the “alpha” member of any flock isn’t so easy as it might first appear. For instance, you have to do all the publicity for your flock (on account of how the other members can’t be trusted to do it right). You also have to tolerate, accept, befriend the flock “betas.” Since the betas areContinueContinue reading “Day 121: Making Friends with the “Betas””

Day 120: The Egg Artiste

Only the most daring and edgy of artists work with the most difficult artistic mediums. For instance, you won’t find too many examples of fine original art using waffles…or wicker. This is because both mediums are extremely challenging to use. But what really sets the true “artiste” apart from the flock is an ability to create greatContinueContinue reading “Day 120: The Egg Artiste”

Day 119: Secondary Nesting

With a new nesting season just around the corner, there is no time to lose. Even the manliest of manbirds (the ones who are sure to win any ladybird’s heart) must prepare, prepare, prepare. In addition to all the regular prep work, it is important to identify several potential nesting sites (called “secondary nests”) in advance.ContinueContinue reading “Day 119: Secondary Nesting”

Day 118: Big Flock Lunch

It is a lesser-known fact that the large featherless beings sometimes gather in flocks too. But not having wings can make travel logistics more challenging, so flocking tends to occur less frequently. Of course, when the logistical stars do align, the festivities are not to be missed (especially when the Small Chef is in charge of theContinueContinue reading “Day 118: Big Flock Lunch”

Day 117: More Menu Candidates

Once word gets out that a noted gourmand is holding interviews for menu candidates, it never takes long. Suddenly the candidates are popping up everywhere. The wiliest ones may even go so far as to bribe the large featherless assistant (who is known to be extremely “bribe-able”) to get personalized placement at the head of the line.ContinueContinue reading “Day 117: More Menu Candidates”

Day 116: Wrangling for Alpha

In the Wild West, a “wrangler” is a professional who keeps other unruly beings in line. In fact, the word “wrangle” literally means to “wrestle” or “dispute.” So essentially, a wrangler is the alpha in any flock. A wrangler’s job isn’t ever easy, but it is rewarding (on account of how the alpha always gets firstContinueContinue reading “Day 116: Wrangling for Alpha”

Day 115: Ordering in Bulk

For beings with strong culinary preferences, it is not a chore to order the same meals day in and day out. After all, if you really like something, it just makes sense to enjoy it often. Another benefit of ordering your favorite foods “in bulk” (aka “a lot at one time”) is it reduces the chancesContinueContinue reading “Day 115: Ordering in Bulk”

Day 114: Conversations with Prey

The most skilled predators often develop a very close relationship with their prey. This time-honored strategy helps to really “get inside the head” of their prey, understand their evasion strategies, and ultimately best them at their own game. As well, it can be fun to meet new beings….and then enjoy a tasty lunch (um) together! Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author:ContinueContinue reading “Day 114: Conversations with Prey”

Day 113: Culinary Consulting

Only certain rare beings have ultra-sensitive palates. Enjoying your dinner is one thing – but being able to detect and comment on subtle nuances – and improve upon them – is quite another. As such, it goes without saying the beings who make up this most special cadre of experts are always in demand for “culinaryContinueContinue reading “Day 113: Culinary Consulting”

Day 112: After Brunch Ritual

For true lovers of fine cuisine, dining is not just about stuffing your face. Rather, it is about crafting a memorable personal experience around each and every meal. From before you even approach the table to long after the last plate has been cleared, your goal is to enjoy everything to the max. For this reason,ContinueContinue reading “Day 112: After Brunch Ritual”