The “chicken hawk” is a ferocious hunter of chickens….as well as other delicious livestock. In the same way, the “waffle hawk” is a ferocious hunter of (you guessed it) waffles. But the waffle, being even more delectable and in demand than the chicken, is a culinary prize only the wiliest of predators can bring down. Author:ContinueContinue reading “Day 229: The Waffle Hawk”
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Day 228: Prettification
Just as the large featherless beings occasionally like to accent their natural assets by wearing delicious sparkling bangles and tottering around on rickety stilts…… In the same way (but with less flash and more class) beings with feathers occasionally appreciate a good session of “prettification.” Because the feathers are already present, there is no need to addContinueContinue reading “Day 228: Prettification”
Day 227: Early Warning System
Whether you are military or civilian, you likely realize the value of installing an “early warning system.” Such a system can alert you to threatening dangers while you still have plenty of time to prepare. The type of earning warning system you install may depend on many factors, including budget, environment, and (of course) availableContinueContinue reading “Day 227: Early Warning System”
Day 226: An Edible Garden
Everyone knows nature is quite soothing. For this reason, less advanced (featherless) beings often like to sit and stare at green growing things to feel more peace. But when you have feathers, you know the most peace and calm comes when you directly ingest nature. This way you can carry the garden with you wherever youContinueContinue reading “Day 226: An Edible Garden”
Day 225: Sensing Spaceships
From the outside looking in, there may not appear to be a direct link between having feathers and sensing spacecraft. However, as it turns out, the same natural high-pitched communication techniques that work so well for calling waffles, millet, hard-boiled eggs, and the large featherless beings are also surprisingly effective with aliens. Understandably, beings who doContinueContinue reading “Day 225: Sensing Spaceships”
Day 224: Wakeup Call
Along with littleness and soft grey feathers comes a natural inborn preference for luxury. Gourmet dining, frequent massages……and sleeping in…..each of these forms an important part of your daily “self care” routine. For those beings with feathers who choose to hire a large featherless assistant, this can mean a continual re-education on the proper process of theContinueContinue reading “Day 224: Wakeup Call”
Day 223: Love at First Bite
Thanks to hit series like “Twilight” and “Trueblood,” everyone knows that vampires are quite stealthy and quick. They sneak up on their prey, neatly dispatch them, and then vanish again before anyone is the wiser. As it turns out, vampires are not the only beings who possess this unique skill. Any being with feathers isContinueContinue reading “Day 223: Love at First Bite”
Day 222: Daring Descent
Even when you have the poshest nest possible, you know that attracting a ladybird will take more than just a display of your undeniable full-feathered prettiness. This is because ladybirds like to play “hard to get.” However, putting on a dazzling display of your courage, agility, and daring will make the ladybirds forget all aboutContinueContinue reading “Day 222: Daring Descent”
Day 221: Portion Control
Whether you are a member of a small or large flock, establishing whose portion is whose (commonly referred to as “portion control”) is an important part of maintaining your flock-wide “alpha” status. Here, it is not important what size you are in comparison with the size of your fellow flock members. Rather, it is all about confidence.ContinueContinue reading “Day 221: Portion Control”
Day 220: I Spy Waffles
When you have feathers and the whole flock is gathered together, a fun group game you can play is called “I Spy Waffles.” This game is very easy to play, and game rules dictate that no matter which player spies the waffles first, the littlest player gets first dibs. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
