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For beings with lots of fans, finding enough time to greet everyone can be challenging. For this reason, it can be a good idea to schedule group meet-and-greets during meals. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts   p.s. Pearl is very excited about his new online SHOP!  He invites all of his VIP fans (yes, that means YOU) toContinueContinue reading “Day 359: Guests for Breakfast”

Some beings seem to think if you have feathers, this automatically makes you a messy eater. They only think this, of course, because they don’t understand why you dine the way you dine. For example, flinging your “extras” around nourishes others (and reforests the planet one millet stalk at a time, if you happen to beContinueContinue reading “Day 358: Dining to Save the Planet”

Being in the public eye is just a given when you are a fetching and feathery celebrity. But this doesn’t mean you always enjoy it. Say the local representatives of your featherless VIP fan club have just paid you a visit. Even with the extra waffle fortification, you are now wiped and craving some off-camera time. Author: Shannon CuttsContinueContinue reading “Day 357: The Art of the Photobomb”

When other feathered beings try to move in on your posh turf (or – even worse – are invited in by your so-called high level security services!) the first thing to do is send them to school. This is a very special school – the Pearl School of Proper Pecking Order. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl CuttsContinueContinue reading “Day 356: Gannet Goes to School”

As if it isn’t already enough to have to share your turf with an uninvited small shelled being, there may be times other feathered beings try to move in as well. It is understandable – you do have a very posh turf, and it comes complete with on-site Mommyguard security and personal assisting services. WhichContinueContinue reading “Day 355: Turf for Two”

Other than the waffle, there is no delicacy more prized here at Casa Feathers n Beak than the “grilled cheese sandwich.” This, of course, is because it the sole item your large featherless assistant can cook. So when a fresh hot grilled cheese suddenly appears, you don’t want to waste any time. Author: Shannon CuttsContinueContinue reading “Day 354: The Grilled Cheese Hawk”

When you are suave and single with fetching feathers, every day is a great day to attract a ladybird! Of course, when you are also famous and have a large featherless personal assistant (Mommyguard) who insists on accompanying you everywhere, it can become slightly more challenging to achieve your romantic goals. This on account of howContinueContinue reading “Day 353: Someone Fetching and Feathery Goes Courting”

For savvy pumpkins that bring in a well-known (feathery) pumpkin model to boost their popularity at the pumpkin patch, it just stands to reason they will be picked as the winner. This, of course, then brings in the paparazzi….as well as hordes of devoted fans. The pumpkin assumes all this is because of its bigContinueContinue reading “Day 352: Pumpkin Winner”

In the fall, and typically just before the big candy distribution festival, featherless folks in possession of pumpkins like to use them to raise funds (presumably to afford all that candy). They call an event like this a “pumpkin patch.” Of course, during these events, it is every pumpkin for itself. For this reason, theContinueContinue reading “Day 351: Pumpkin Patch”

In contract negotiations, there is such a thing as the “counter offer.” For instance, if you are a highly sought-after super(bird)model, a client who wants to book you may offer “one waffle” per photo. You may then make a “counter offer” of 10 waffles per photo. For visual learners, the use of a prop can alsoContinueContinue reading “Day 350: Counter Offer”