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Yesterday’s class on “Food Bowl Basics” covered the fundamentals of repelling mealtime moochers.
However, since beings with feathers typically get offered the choicest portions of any dish, there are times a moocher may become so persistent secondary protocols are required.
(NOTE TO STUDENTS: This is an advanced course – these tactics are highly classified and only students who can demonstrate total mastery of the fundamentals will be permitted to enroll. All approved attendees will be required to sign a confidentiality agreement. This agreement is also classified.)
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts