Day 106: Celebrity Home Tours

Dealing with inter-species fame and adulation is not always easy. For instance, it is simple enough to keep the large featherless beings out of your home (just lock the doors – they are way too big and clumsy to get in any other way). But your own kind – well, that can be harder to manage. BeingContinueContinue reading “Day 106: Celebrity Home Tours”

Day 105: Relatives

Everyone (regardless of species) has stories about weird relatives. It’s the cool relatives you never hear much about. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts p.s. For more than 70 full length feature stories about our fab and feathery star that will be available nowhere else, reserve your personal copy of Pearl’s new book today! CLICK TO RESERVE YOUR COPY

Day 104: The Best Vintage

Each day all over the world, new products are unveiled – all of which could benefit from the assistance of a spokesbird who is small, extremely cute, very social, and (of course) feathery. But time is money, and you can’t represent them all. And being choosy is the best way to ensure future products will beContinueContinue reading “Day 104: The Best Vintage”

Day 103: For Me, Grandma?

There is nothing quite so wonderful as having a personal chef who surprises you daily with new gourmet dishes prepared especially for your sensitive palate. Of course, everyone who is a member of your flock also benefits, since it is often more economical to make several portions rather than just one (plus, if you feed your staffContinueContinue reading “Day 103: For Me, Grandma?”

Day 102: Endive Interview

When you are a noted gourmand (with feathers) you have many duties. For example, you must hire and train staff. You must sample new dishes (and quality-test old favorites). Most importantly, you must interview menu applicants before permitting them to become your lunch. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts p.s. For more than 70 full length feature stories about our fab andContinueContinue reading “Day 102: Endive Interview”

Day 101: The “Eggy Fling”

When Pearl’s grandparents were just (er) spring chickens, popular dances included “The Twist” (performed by Chubby Checker) and “The Mashed Potato” (performed by James Brown). In each new generation, celebrities create their own legacies by introducing new dance crazes. In this generation, fans goes wild for the “Eggy Fling” – created by none other than musicContinueContinue reading “Day 101: The “Eggy Fling””

Day 100: Cheesy Bread

When it becomes known you are feathery (and very cute) and you have gourmet sensibilities, all the chefs in the area start wanting to cook for you. Not only do they know you will appreciate the delicate touch of a true kitchen master, but they figure if you really like a dish, you will letContinueContinue reading “Day 100: Cheesy Bread”

Voyage of the Turtle: in Pursuit of the World’s Last Dinosaur

I definitely have a fascination with dinosaurs. After all, I have two of their modern-day descendants living in my house with me…. Exhibit A: a (very pretty) Parrot. Exhibit B: a (very cute) Tortoise. Yet there is still SO much I don’t know!! Luckily, scientist-turned-author and conservationist, Carl Safina, seems to know everything I don’t….andContinueContinue reading “Voyage of the Turtle: in Pursuit of the World’s Last Dinosaur”

Day 99: Watercress Goes to the Beauty Parlor

In most flocks, if you want to visit the beauty salon for a trim (or a full makeover), it is customary to make an appointment first. But if you are really desperate you might just show up. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts p.s. For more than 70 full length feature stories about our fab and feathery star that willContinueContinue reading “Day 99: Watercress Goes to the Beauty Parlor”

Day 98: The “Waffle 4000”

There is a reason beings with feathers have to eat so many waffles. It is hard work being so fab and feathery all the time! For example, one day, your Facebook page may suddenly receive its 4,000th ‘like.’ Such a momentous event will bring nonstop gushing compliments from fans, declarations of love from ladybirds, photo ops,ContinueContinue reading “Day 98: The “Waffle 4000””