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Not so long ago, a blonde featherless being named Meghan Trainor got very popular singing a song called “It’s All About That Bass.” The moral of that story is, when you work what you’ve got (even if it’s not feathers) other beings will naturally gravitate to you. For instance, say you have a very fetchingContinueContinue reading “Day 68: It’s All About that Face”

When you are a humanitarian (with feathers), you realize not all beings are lucky enough to start each day with feathers – let alone that all-important first day of a brand new year! This is where your natural vast empathy really shines through. If other beings can’t make their own feathers, the least you canContinueContinue reading “Day 67: Happy (Feathery) New Year!”

Living in a mixed-species flock goes more smoothly when you have the willingness to “act like a local” when needed (even if you happen to think local behaviors are quite, well, unusual). So let’s say it is New Year’s Eve – the last day of a year full of days. For some reason, you noticeContinueContinue reading “Day 66: Breakfast Bowl Acrobat”

Most featherless beings do a lot of what they call “entertaining” during the holiday season. This mostly seems to involve putting a lot of delicious dishes out on the table at once and then competing with one another for who gets how much of what. Clearly, being small and quick can be quite the advantage here!ContinueContinue reading “Day 65: Let the Table Games Begin”

One of the best things about holiday meals is something your featherless flock mates call “leftovers.” For instance, let’s say the Small Chef makes an item you discover you especially enjoy. She will then pack the rest of those items for you to take home. The key to success here – especially with new itemsContinueContinue reading “Day 64: For the Love of a Roll”

As previously discussed in detail, when you are a famous and feathery supermodel, often you will be called in for specialty photo shoots featuring “props.” If there are many clients vying for your services on the same day, the type of props may well determine which contract you accept. Let’s say on one particular day,ContinueContinue reading “Day 63: The Biscuit Model”

Every famous celebrity (with or without feathers) has some “signature” accessories their fans associate with them…and only them. For Michael Jackson, it was his white glove. For James Bond, it is his tuxedo and dangerous firearm. For Pearl Cutts, among many other style accessories, it is his wicker basket. This is because every truly manly manbirdContinueContinue reading “Day 62: Celebrity (Basket) Style”

In some countries, the day after Christmas is called “Boxing Day.” This tradition arose because, in decades past, personal assistants would spend the actual day of Christmas serving their bosses. Then, on the day after Christmas, they would be rewarded for their service with a “Christmas box.” In more modern times, this tradition has become whatContinueContinue reading “Day 61: Biscuit Day”

As happens in many “mixed species” flocks, Christmas Day is a big deal in your flock. There are lots of (waffle-flavored) treats to enjoy. There are so many trapped items wrapped in crispy paper to rescue. There is a lot of singing (which you excel at). And of course there is the “flock dinner,” whichContinueContinue reading “Day 60: A Very Feathery Christmas!”

One of the (many) awesome things about having feathers is – feathers can serve as a standalone accessory that always works. Styles may change, trends may come and go, but feathers are truly timeless. For instance, one day you may want to wear all your feathers smooth and flat. The next day, you may mix itContinueContinue reading “Day 59: Feathered Accessories”