When you are suave and single with fetching feathers, every day is a great day to attract a ladybird! Of course, when you are also famous and have a large featherless personal assistant (Mommyguard) who insists on accompanying you everywhere, it can become slightly more challenging to achieve your romantic goals. This on account of howContinueContinue reading “Day 353: Someone Fetching and Feathery Goes Courting”
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Day 352: Pumpkin Winner
For savvy pumpkins that bring in a well-known (feathery) pumpkin model to boost their popularity at the pumpkin patch, it just stands to reason they will be picked as the winner. This, of course, then brings in the paparazzi….as well as hordes of devoted fans. The pumpkin assumes all this is because of its bigContinueContinue reading “Day 352: Pumpkin Winner”
Day 351: Pumpkin Patch
In the fall, and typically just before the big candy distribution festival, featherless folks in possession of pumpkins like to use them to raise funds (presumably to afford all that candy). They call an event like this a “pumpkin patch.” Of course, during these events, it is every pumpkin for itself. For this reason, theContinueContinue reading “Day 351: Pumpkin Patch”
Day 350: Counter Offer
In contract negotiations, there is such a thing as the “counter offer.” For instance, if you are a highly sought-after super(bird)model, a client who wants to book you may offer “one waffle” per photo. You may then make a “counter offer” of 10 waffles per photo. For visual learners, the use of a prop can alsoContinueContinue reading “Day 350: Counter Offer”
Day 349: Indian Summer
In many tropical places, after a heat wave comes a period called “Indian Summer.” This cooling off period….after real summer and before real fall, is a lot like….spring. And spring (as everyone knows) is a time for romance. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts p.s. Pearl is very excited about his new online SHOP! He invitesContinueContinue reading “Day 349: Indian Summer”
Day 348: Sparring Practice
Being .007, pint-sized super spy (with feathers), means you can make even the most dangerous mission look effortless. But a peek behind the scenes reveals the rigorous ongoing training and skills-building that keeps you at the top of your game. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts p.s. Pearl is very excited about his new online SHOP! HeContinueContinue reading “Day 348: Sparring Practice”
Wet Bird Couture: The Stingray
The stingray is a cartilaginous fish closely related to that most fearsome of ocean predators – the shark. But the stingray can go the shark one better. This is because the stingray has two ways to dispatch prey: its sharp teeth and its venomous barbed stinger. Clearly it takes a very confident, powerful (and hungry)ContinueContinue reading “Wet Bird Couture: The Stingray”
Day 347: Steamed Greens
There are many things about featherless culture that can feel somewhat….mystifying. For example, they like to take true menu classics – like fresh and crispy leafy greens for instance – and, well, customize them. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts p.s. Pearl is very excited about his new online SHOP! He invites all of his VIPContinueContinue reading “Day 347: Steamed Greens”
Day 346: Flirting with Time
Some beings – especially those with feathers – seem to attract admirers wherever they go. Even if they are just minding their own business, attending to necessary daily tasks (“prettiness,” “cuteness,” et al), admirers find them anyway. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts p.s. Pearl is very excited about his new online SHOP! He invites allContinueContinue reading “Day 346: Flirting with Time”
Day 345: Home Makeover
When you are born with feathers, it doesn’t take you long to realize not all the beings you will meet are as cute and feathery as you are. Since science has not yet found a cure for those who can’t grow their own feathers, when approached for interviews it is best to offer style advice thatContinueContinue reading “Day 345: Home Makeover”
