Day 293: The Best Brunch Guests

Having feathers automatically means you will be an in-demand VIP guest for brunches, lunches, dinners, and parties in general. And of course your personal chef, the Small Tree, always likes to have you on hand at these functions to lend your expertise on decor, menu, entertainment, and other essentials. All this conspires to ensure anyContinueContinue reading “Day 293: The Best Brunch Guests”

Day 291: The Bird Kabob

Cuteness, prettiness, fluffiness, feathery-ness…. Any one of these traits on its own (not to mention all of them together) can nearly guarantee you a steady supply of gifts, toys, and treats from doting friends, fans, and family….and especially from your grandparents. Whenever a new gift arrives, the best way to incorporate it into your stashContinueContinue reading “Day 291: The Bird Kabob”

Day 290: English Muffin Gone Rogue

For beings who routinely stalk and kill their prey in group settings, every new meal introduces some level of potential social risk. As an example, let’s say you’ve been invited to dine at a neighboring flock’s home. You arrive, view the spread, spy your chosen prey, and proceed to begin stalking. Here, you are hoping for a best-caseContinueContinue reading “Day 290: English Muffin Gone Rogue”

Day 289: What Shines is Mine

When you have feathers and you live amongst the featherless beings, you can hardly help but become a trailblazer of sorts for your kind. No matter how many years you spend studying the featherless way of life, you will likely continue to have more questions than answers. This (of course) is because they are just soContinueContinue reading “Day 289: What Shines is Mine”

Day 288: The Pretend Parrot

Not every being is lucky enough to be born sleek, feathery, and (extremely) photogenic. So if you are one of those rare few who comes into this world with these advantages, you will quickly learn how much others long to emulate your style. Inevitably, some will do so quite poorly. Others, however, will do aContinueContinue reading “Day 288: The Pretend Parrot”

Day 287: Tie Slinger

In the old Wild West, there was such a being as a “gun slinger.” A “gun slinger” earned the title by, well, slinging a gun better than everyone else (you could tell who was best at this by the body count). In the same way, in the new modern (south)west, there is such a beingContinueContinue reading “Day 287: Tie Slinger”

Day 286: Bubble Wrap

Being born with feathers all over your body gives you automatic priority placement in any household’s “pecking order.” It also doesn’t hurt that you possess a very sharp curved beak….typically sharper than anyone else’s in your flock. Plus, you have naturally long, fierce talons – great for gripping and claiming prized items. Best of all, your keen eyesightContinueContinue reading “Day 286: Bubble Wrap”

Day 285: Egg on a Ledge

Recently Love & Feathers was proud to announce that our own (very pretty) feathery star had been selected to receive the prestigious “Golden Waffle” award for best acting. He followed this up with a second incredible performance – a pensive and dramatic one-avian show entitled “Sunrise, Sunset.” Never one to allow himself to be pigeonholedContinueContinue reading “Day 285: Egg on a Ledge”

Day 284: Ultimate Predator

Amongst the featherless beings, there is a competition called “Ultimate Fighter.” In this contest, two particularly large and strong featherless beings give each other everything they’ve got, with the goal to win a stack of crunchy (if somewhat flavorless) green paper. Of course, when you have feathers, you have to assume they are still playingContinueContinue reading “Day 284: Ultimate Predator”