How to Thoroughly Enjoy Your Breakfast

For parrots, if it’s not fun it’s not worth doing. Take breakfast for example. Breakfast tastes very good inside the bowl. But what about if it is outside the bowl? It might even taste better (and it will be very fun ‘training’ Mommy to pick up all the seed hulls and millet stalks that areContinueContinue reading “How to Thoroughly Enjoy Your Breakfast”

Wet Bird Couture: The Egret

Egrets are undeniably graceful birds. With their pure white sleek feathery bodies, long white wings, stark black beaks and tails and sharp, discerning eyes, the egret is visually striking. At least, that is, until you’ve seen their cockatiel counterpart. Introducing “The Egret,” the latest must-have look from Wet Bird Couture.

Couscous: A Love Affair That Will Last Forever

Like all parrots, Pearl enjoys eating. He enjoys eating edible things and also non-edible things (here, think wicker, twist-tie papers, and tonight I saw him rip off and chew the edges of a tasty paper towel.) But there are certain dishes that are long-standing favorites. Take couscous for instance. This is a dish worth everyContinueContinue reading “Couscous: A Love Affair That Will Last Forever”

Wet Bird Couture: The Bald Eagle

The “bald eagle” is, of course, the national bird of the United States. But that is probably just because the people in charge of picking a national bird hadn’t seen the “cockatiel” yet. First of all, they look a lot alike – especially when wet. Second of all, cockatiels eat seed and waffles (not eels,ContinueContinue reading “Wet Bird Couture: The Bald Eagle”

Dance of the Laptop

My parrot is very artistic. Creative. Talented. He is also an excellent dancer. And extremely dedicated to whatever he does … or wants. For instance, when Pearl loves something, he would no sooner follow STING’s advice (“If you love someone set them free”) than he would offer me that stalk of crunchy millet I justContinueContinue reading “Dance of the Laptop”

Wet Bird Couture: The Reverse Crest Mohawk

My people are part Iroquois. Or at least we think we are part Iroquois. Until my aunt on my father’s side started doing genealogical research, we thought we were part Cherokee. But then she figured out (somehow) that we are also related to Chief Crazy Horse. Who was from the Lakota (Sioux) tribe. So myContinueContinue reading “Wet Bird Couture: The Reverse Crest Mohawk”

Wet Bird Couture: The Slick and Smooth

Not everyone is lucky enough to have those cool delicate grey and white extra-long feathers that function in part as decoration, in part as a type of sensory antenna and in part as (I am convinced) parrot ESP. But if you ARE lucky enough to have crest feathers, here is one red-hot look you mightContinueContinue reading “Wet Bird Couture: The Slick and Smooth”