Day 206: Tortoise Has Legs for Days

There is no doubt about it. The faster you can grow, the longer your legs will get. The longer your legs get, the better you will be able to reach previously inaccessible off-limits edibles…and outrun your large shell-less assistant to get to them. In situations where outrunning is not an option, by simply displaying yourContinue reading “Day 206: Tortoise Has Legs for Days”

Day 119: Tortoise Tracks

Being born with a very cute face can often mean the other very cute parts of you get routinely overlooked. But cuteness can only stand being under-appreciated for so long before it finds its own outlet to attract admiration. For instance, let’s say you have a really cute face, but you also have extremely cuteContinue reading “Day 119: Tortoise Tracks”


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