Day 60: A True Texas Box Turtle

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No matter where you go in this world, other beings seem to have a thing for Texas…and Texans.

In particular, the ladies are always eager to hear tales about living in such a big, bold state!

After all, Texas is the second-biggest state in the whole country (and the first biggest if you leave out Alaska, which everyone knows is too cold for box turtles anyway and thus not really worth mentioning).

Plus, everything is bigger in Texas.

But if a lady 3 toed box turtle has never seen a true Texas 3 toed box turtle before, she might not instantly know she is looking at the “real deal.”

Here, you want to be sure to set yourself apart from all the other suitors with some type of “prop” that is authentically, instantly recognizable as “Texan.”

Grasping a big piece of authentic Texas hay in your chompers is a great way to let the lady 3 toed box turtles know you are the “real deal” – an authentic Texas 3 toed box turtle (and a single one to boot)!

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