Category Archives: Pearl

Many beings (both with and without feathers) aspire to start a career in something called “supermodeling.” Yet this profession’s exacting job requirements (“hold still,” “look very pretty”) cull out almost as many candidates as they draw in. Only the creme de la creme make it all the way to “supermodeling” status. In the avian world, successful super(bird)modelsContinueContinue reading “Day 299: Super(bird) Modeling”

Being born with feathers tends to coincide with naturally keen powers of observation – especially when it comes to the ways and habits of neighboring species. And after years of living side by side with furred and featherless beings alike, it would be impossible for you not to notice certain predictable patterns. For instance, one game theyContinueContinue reading “Day 298: The New “Go Fetch””

There is no doubt that nesting season gets ever more competitive as the summer heats up. As well, rising temperatures can turn a ladybird’s mind to thoughts of roosting. This makes just the perfect moment for a rousing round of “Roosting Championships.” Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

Batman is a fearsome superhero indeed. For one, all “bat” references aside, those pointy ears look more than a little like….gasp…..FELINE ears. For two, he favors a black color palette in attire and accessories, which definitely tamps down on any “friendly” vibes. Finally, he really knows how to make direct eye contact with the camera.ContinueContinue reading “Wet Bird Couture: The Batman”

In featherless culture, being “quick on the draw” basically means you can grab your weapon faster than the other guy can grab his. Of course, such awkward and artificial self defense measures are only necessary because featherless beings lack certain natural advantages (namely a beak, wings, and claws). But when you have feathers, there is noContinueContinue reading “Day 296: Quick to the Shred”

With a now clearly established link between having feathers and possessing natural acting talent, Pearl unfurls his acting wings even further with this, his third one-avian play, entitled “Phantom of the Molt.” Of course, in the original version, the setting was an opera house and the cast was full of featherless beings. Zzzzzzz. This newContinueContinue reading “Day 295: Phantom of the Molt”

There is a price for (feathery) fame. Even though you can’t help how sleek and shiny your feathers are – any more than you can help how cute your curved beak and pink feet are – or how fetching your delicate grey crest and round black eyes are – this will not buy you any respiteContinueContinue reading “Day 294: The Beak Plant”

Having feathers automatically means you will be an in-demand VIP guest for brunches, lunches, dinners, and parties in general. And of course your personal chef, the Small Tree, always likes to have you on hand at these functions to lend your expertise on decor, menu, entertainment, and other essentials. All this conspires to ensure anyContinueContinue reading “Day 293: The Best Brunch Guests”

After living so long with a large featherless assistant waiting on you hand and foot, it is easy to get bored with being served all the time. But pilfering from someone else’s portion – well, that never gets boring. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

Cuteness, prettiness, fluffiness, feathery-ness…. Any one of these traits on its own (not to mention all of them together) can nearly guarantee you a steady supply of gifts, toys, and treats from doting friends, fans, and family….and especially from your grandparents. Whenever a new gift arrives, the best way to incorporate it into your stashContinueContinue reading “Day 291: The Bird Kabob”