Day 168: Box Turtle Home Tour

In many parts of the country, “home tours” are a popular way to spend the day. You buy a ticket and this lets you walk right inside a stranger’s house to see what there is to be seen. Sometimes they even serve you snacks while you are trampling on their grass and snooping inside theirContinueContinue reading “Day 168: Box Turtle Home Tour”

Day 165: Hay Girl

When you are looking for love, it helps if you learn to speak the love language ladies prefer. Here, all interspecies differences aside, even the suavest of solo males need all the love tips they can get. Let’s say you are a single and unusually handsome manly male 3-toed box turtle who doesn’t want toContinueContinue reading “Day 165: Hay Girl”

Day 162: Box Turtle Color Camouflage

In a wild setting, color aesthetics can make all the difference between who gets lunch and who is lunch. So you really want to work your particular color camouflage for all you’ve got. For example, let’s say you are born with a tasteful all-over olive coloration, accented with strategically-placed swatches of tan, white and orange.ContinueContinue reading “Day 162: Box Turtle Color Camouflage”

Day 159: Prime Eating for Box Turtle

Every being on this planet has their favorite foods. Redfoot tortoises prefer their Grandma’s organic steamed salmon….and anything else that isn’t nailed down. Cockatiels like waffles and green leafy beings (preferably those that their large featherless assistant has specifically indicated are “off limits”). And if you’re a box turtle – well, it’s hard to beatContinueContinue reading “Day 159: Prime Eating for Box Turtle”

Day 156: Box Turtle Mind Meld

When you are a very cute rescued box turtle and you know you have your rescue mommy wrapped tightly around your adorable 3-toed feet, you don’t need to talk in words to get your point across. You can just use the time-honored “box turtle mind meld” to let her know exactly what you want….like toContinueContinue reading “Day 156: Box Turtle Mind Meld”

Day 153: A True Texas Box Turtle

Everything is bigger in Texas, right? In Texas, beings are big and bold and awfully fond of primary colors like red, white and blue. So let’s say you happen to hail from Texas – a true native – but you just don’t fit the mold. Instead of red cheeks, yours are bright orange. You haveContinueContinue reading “Day 153: A True Texas Box Turtle”

Day 150: Interspecies Family Portraits

On major holidays, it is traditional to attempt to gather all the flock members together to take a group selfie. This can be problematic even when all flock members hail from the same species. When the flock consists of multiple species, the problems tend to multiply. You can’t put the family box turtle next toContinueContinue reading “Day 150: Interspecies Family Portraits”

Day 147: The Soul of a Box Turtle

It has been said the eyes are the windows to the soul. When you are born with particularly large and attractive, expressive red eyes, you can use this to your advantage. For example, it won’t take you long to notice how quickly your smitten large shell-less assistant hurries over when you gaze soulfully in herContinueContinue reading “Day 147: The Soul of a Box Turtle”

Day 144: The Elusive Forest Box Turtle

As a wild box turtle, it is important to stay well camouflaged. Sure, you have your powerful double-hinged shell for protection if you need it. But it is still better if you don’t have to need it. Because you are small and quick and quite quiet, and your coloration lets you blend in seamlessly withContinueContinue reading “Day 144: The Elusive Forest Box Turtle”

Day 141: The Box Turtle & The Fence

The large shell-less being here…. Bruce came to us four years ago with a mysterious past and a desperate need for a permanent home. Right away I got the sense he wanted to stay with our little flock, which daunted and delighted me in fairly equal measure. I also quickly began to suspect Bruce couldContinueContinue reading “Day 141: The Box Turtle & The Fence”